Tuesday, December 20, 2005

 

NEWS FLASH: 911 ADMITS DEAD SPOTS




Good Morning Ya All Meggy Hurtsers Out There !

As everyone knows, the BLAH-G has a monthly TIPS CONTEST where a winning name is selected at random out of a PA Lottery Hat from all those names that have submitted tips or comments to the Blah-g from the 17th of the previous month until the 16th of this month.


The winner receives a CD of some of the best audio clips as recorded from OUR wonderful 8 Hondred Meggy Hurts Pubic Servants Emergent Sea Rodeo Cyst-Em.

This months weiner, as selected by the Blah-gerette is Adam from New Kensington !

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S !!

He submitted the tip that the "911 Directors cannot fly". It appears as if they climbed the bladder ladder some 250 feets and jumped off, holding each udders hands. There was a good wind gust and they landed on a heap pile of alumininum can'ts over at Stanko Products.

The only thing they injured was their stubby antennas.

Well, needless to say that whole last paragraph was made up except for the part about Adam being this months winner.

He will receive a nice CD in the mail shortly after the Christmas Season ! He is the Fifth winner so far since this contest began.

There is never any charge to the winner as the blank CD’s are new and supplied by me FREE, burning of the CD's is FREE, and the shipping is FREE !!

All you have to do to win next months contest is submit a tip or comment about our new 800 Mhz Radio Cyst-Em or some of the inside happenings at the 911 Center… like who’s doing what, money misappropriation, misuse of county vehicles – tools – days off… you see it happen, report it to news@k3sam.com !

If your name is pulled out of the famous PA Lottery hat, you win ! Just like Adam did this month.

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HEADS UP ALERT !

The Wastemoreland Country Defartment of Pubic Shafty ( WCDPS ) just released their DECEMBER NEWSLETTER and this one is an EYE OPENER !

Looks like you and I will be GIVING Rich and Mark MILLIONS OF DOLLARS MORE for ANOTHER MAGIC BUS ! A COMMUNICATIONS VAN of sorts. They call it MARRS, for Mobile Area Regional Repeater Site.

How about Mark And Richard's Roving SuckerMobile !

What the HELL do they think they have now, a SKIN TRUCK OR SOMETHING ? The mobile command center we current have and do NOT use cost the county $600,000 without radios !

This one is to be capable of setting up as an EMERGENCY RADIO REPEATER SYSTEM at remote points inside and OUTSIDE of the County.

HEY !

WE DON’T USE THE ONE WE HAVE NOW, WHY BUY ANOTHER ONE ? Didn't I just mention that above ? Hmmm...


The Emergency Communications Bus, or Emergency Communications Rapid Response Truck, or Converted Grayhouse Bust, or whatever the hell you want to call it

has gone to a golf outing, a fireworks display and the different county parks to sit there and develop rust ! A Science Experiment... That is ALL we have used that DAMN BUS for ! (I think Mark might have taken it home a few nights because his COUNTY VEHICLE had a bad spark plug or something.) 911 even goes so far as to ADMIT that we have NEVER had a TRUE need for this MASSIVE VEHICLE !

A WASTE OF MILLIONS ! ($$$$$$$$$$$$$$ down the shitter)

First of all, let other Counties worry about their own communications and we will worry about ours. This vehicle we already have should NEVER leave the county and 911 admits it has. FEMA is the government group that would need a TRUCK or VAN to operate in different counties, not us.

SECOND POINT, and this one is a big one…

HOW COME AMATEUR RADIO OPERATORS CAN BUILD A "MARRS" FOR A FEW HUNDRED DOLLARS WHEREAS IT WILL COST OUR COUNTY MILLIONS ? WHO AT 911 IS ACTING AS RADIO ADVISOR, THE PRESIDENT OF MOTOROLDLA ??

This is absolutely ludicrous. As a friend pointed out to me in an IM Message yesterday, does RICHARD MATASON and MARK BRAMMELL think we have MONEY TREES growing outside our houses ??

You see what we have going on here don’t you ?

We have two people that like NEW TOYS FOR BIG BOYS, and these two boys are in very HIGH places within our County Government and they CONTINUE to go unchecked, spending our money like crazy for their enjoyment !

This is very upsetting to this Blah-ger and it should upset you too !

What I have done is called two of my FEDERAL CONTACTS over this, PLUS someone I know in our County Government. I don’t expect to get any results from our County Government (but that doesn’t mean you can’t complain) however I DO EXPECT to see a full investigation launched by the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT as they will be providing some of the funds for this “NEW RUST PROJECT”.

Someone HAS TO STOP THIS WASTEFUL SPENDING BY OUR DEPARTMENT OF EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT.

Besides, the Magic Bus that they have now should have been set up in the first place to act as a Mobile Repeater Site.

If you want to read the whole Department Newsletter, I posted it on my website for you to read. Just click here to download or read their Newsletter Propaganda.

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Another item mentioned in their newsletter is Dead Spots. Finally, the WCDPS has admitted that the RADIO SYSTEM we had installed has DEAD SPOTS.

They don’t use those words because that would be a trademark infraction from the Blah-g however they say “poor communications or no communications” and they compare areas of Wastemoreland Country to the areas around Shanksville, Pa. where our hero’s died on 9.11.01 where there is poor communications.


Do they think that a comparison with Shankville will make this project appear more important, like we have to have it or we cannot function as a county without this new VAN / TRUCK / ICE CREAM MACHINE ON WHEELS ?

If we have poor or no communications in areas of Westmoreland County then this system should never have been put into use, and 911's December Newsletter affirms that we in fact DO have poor communications !

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Lets do some quick reviews.

We had a 911 Emergency Communications System that was in use for many years and was in good working condition but in need of a paint job.

Someone decided we needed a new system… good idea.

Someone decided we needed 800 Mhz instead of 155 or 400 Mhz frequencies… bad idea.

Someone approved buying this 800 Mhz system PRIOR to any testing… bad idea.

Someone approved putting this new 800 Mhz system into service even though it didn’t work… also bad idea.

Now someone is approving a new magic bus when these funds could be used for fixing the current problems we still have… bad idea.

We just need a PAINT JOB on the old system, not a new Cyst-Em that doesn't work on 800 Mhz Frequencies.

BLAH-GER SAYS: Throw out this Cyst-Em and BUY A GOOD SYSTEM, SUE MOTOROLDLA FOR SELLING US BAD EQUIPMENT ON FREQUENCIES WE CAN'T USE AND FORCE THEM TO PUT IN EQUIPMENT THAT WILL WORK ON THE FREQUENCIES WE CAN USE, OR JUST SUE THEM AND GO TO A DIFFERENT RADIO MANUFACTURE FOR THE EQUIPMENT AND START FROM SCRATCH AGAIN !

Oh Damn. Nice time to bring this EXTRA SPENDING OUT for all to see, right when people cannot afford their property taxes, Christmas Presents, Car Payments and the like. Pisson that, just buy more toys for the County Boys.


REMEMBER, 911 does NOT have this new TOY yet ! Make some calls and put some PRESSURE on the Westmoreland County Department of Emergency Management not only to STOP the purchase of this VEHICLE, BUT TO FIX WHAT WE ALREADY HAVE !

They (911) should NOT be permitted to spend ANOTHER PENNY until the CURRENT RADIO SYSTEM IS REPAIRED !

DECODED,
K3SAM
Merry Christmas !

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