the BLAH-G

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Oh by gosh golly it’s Sunday and you’re probably thinking, why the hell is the Booger Blah-ger writing today instead of going fishing or out changing the carburetor on his fuel injected 4 stroke 64 value turbo funny car. The answer is very simple.

Because I can !
(Boy, I get you every time on that, don’t I ?)

INTERNAL FLASH / EXTREME NOTICE / EXTRENAL OUTPUT

Wow, that looked important.. did’init ?

I started this BLAH-G on Sunday but because I decided to edit some audio philes and post them for you to listen to AND post a WHOLE SLUCKLE of new photographs from around the Westmoreland County Area on my website, I never finished it until now, Monday Arftinoodle !

So don’t be disappointed if I don’t get the BLAH-G done each and every day on time, it’s not like I get paid to write this (hint hint !).

Somedays I post the BLAH-G more than once, so there.

PARK POLICE

Ok, it’s a close toss up now between the Police in District 9 (in particular Lower Burrell), the Police in District 5 (all combined as they are all crazy), or Chuck with the Delmont slash Park Police Fame as to who is the Phunniest Police District to listen to.

District 5 (Frick and Frack) was the first Police District to go on line with 911 and the 800 Mhz system. They got a head start driving the dispatchers silly and giving full meaning to BRFLHAO (Boogy Rolling on the Floor Laughing His Ass Off).

District 4 Police changed over to 800 Mhz next bringing Latrobe, Ligonier, Ligonier Twp., New Florence, St. Clair Township, Bolivar, Seward, Loyalhanna and Derry on line. But like I said before they are just plain "boring" to listen too. I'm going to have to give them some comedy lessons with Scotty J. He'll make them funny !

Then comes District 1 Police which consists of Jeannette, Irwin, North Irwin, Manor, Adamsburg, Trafford, North Huntingdon and Penn Township. They are ok but don’t have any of your Jeff Foxworthy or Eddie Murphy type humor. In fact they don’t even have a FRICK or FRACK type dry humor to speak of. Sorry D 1, you are going to have to spruce up your transmissions a bit for those of us that devote our lives (naw, but it sounded good) to scanner listening !

District 9 Police came on with a SHOCK. They were not suppose to be funny at all. Who would have thought that a Cop in New Kensington could actually eat a car ! At least that’s what they said. One Cop in Lower Burrell said that he’s leaving work early because the people were acting too crazy and he didn’t have any insurance against that.

Phunny Phunny Phunny ! I was almost ready to issue a Quarterly Phunny Report but the Park Police Hired Chuck ! My goodness he is a gem !

Chuck at the Park Police along with Dispatcher Bob just might make a better comedy team than Jerry and Lewis, Patty and Cake or Moe and Larry.

You folks that don’t have a digital scanner can’t receive the new Westmoreland County 911 System with all the Police, Fire, and Ambulances so here’s the deal.

This fine Gentleman, GMan (super secret person, worked for M5 in London) is supplying you with FREE AUDIO, alls ya need is a 'puter, modem, internet connection, phone line or cable connection, couch, stock in Yahoo, autographed picture of Nanette LaRue, and speakers !

Just log on to his site, get the FREE small receiving audio program and then LISTEN ! Everything is FREE. Unlimited listeners now so you will always get a connection. While you are on line with GMan’s Super Computer you will be able to CHAT with the other listeners if you wish, you don’t have to through.

Give it a try – APPROVED BY THE BOOGER ! Look for my Seal of Acceptance.

PHOTOS

Oh boy does the Booger have new photos for you !

I was up all night with this stuff folks ! I now have Lower Burrell, Washington Township, Arnold #2, Kinloch, and Markle added to the pile. You can see those along with many many more photos by going to my WEBSITE ! Just click on Local Photos.
(GMan's Photo - Lower Burrell Fire Department)

That was a teaser photo ! You'll have to go to my website to see all the others !

I also have photos of the PSP Kiski Barracks AND very up-close-photos of a CROWN 350 foot tower, perhaps one of the ones 911 is using ? Those will be posted very soon, like SOON.

This round of photos comes to you courtesy of GMan who just happened to have his 1955 T-Bird out Sunday (love those side port windows) along with his digital camera ! Thanks again GMan for helping the Boogy make this Blah-g a big sucksess and my website at www.k3sam.com and http://800.k3sam.com the #1 source for Westmoreland County Public Service Radio Information.

NEW AUDIO CLIPS

I also have those new audio clips posted for everyone ! You can either listen while on line or you can download and save them. You never know who you might hear on those clips... Enjoy !

Don’t forget to listen to the BAD BOYZ song, it’s the same song that you hear on the TV show COPS but this one has the real voices of our own Westmoreland County Cops in it.

ShortShit: I’m hearing new medics on, Medic 96 and 97. From what I remember writing a few months ago both of those Medic Units must be a part of Medic Station 90, LifeStat in Saltsburg. Welcome aboard ! (like I own the system... that's the ticket - OWNERSHIP !)

The PRO96COM program is still going strong and the numbers are being added to my master list daily. I just made a note to post my upgraded file on line in the next 24 hours.

(K3SAM - actual PRO96COM Screen Shot - Westmoreland Co.)

That's it for now... 4:00 in the afternoodle and I can hardly keep my eyes open, til next thyme.

DECODED,
K3SAM