Wednesday, August 17, 2005
oh pöòp
Oh Poop.
It’s Wednesday morning and I hope NO one is happy ! Well, not really but why must this Westmoreland County Department of something or other mess continue. I’m going to do what they do for a bit, forget there is a problem.
AND THE WINNER IS
As promised, last night I put the names of all the tips received into the BLAH-G Tips Center and put them in my Lottery Hat.
From a total of 28 really good tips received, the Boogerette picked out one name..
and the winner is: SCOTTY J.
In case 911 is interested, the Anonymous Dispatcher’s and Supervisor’s Names were in there too for their tips, it’s just their name’s were not picked. Had they been picked they would have been notified on MY private secure channel and I would have mentioned something here.
Scotty J. will receive a CD Filled with Westmoreland County Department of whatever’s Audio Clips.
These Clips Contain Fire, Police, EMS, Supervisor, Dispatcher calls, slips, blunders, open mics and just about everything else transmitted on that 800 Mega Hurtz Thingy they call a Public Service Emergency Radio System.
Whatever good stuff I can fit on one CD.
Congratulations !
Send your tips in for Septembers drawing NOW !
Your tips can deal with anything that involves the Department of Public Serpents Radio System. Dead radio spots in the county, bad radios, towers not towering, orders not being followed inside the DPS operational thingy, consoles bad, patches not going through… you know the routine.
Good luck !
CONTRACT
I posted a copy of the 800 Mhz Radio Contract that was awarded to STALEY COMMUNICATIONS on my website. It’s too big to display all 21 pages so go ahead and download it if you wish to view or use as bathroom study material. Whatever floats your boat. It’s in .tiff format which most photo views will be able to read.
Just remember to have someone Pat you on the back if you start falling asleep reading this at the dispatch desk.
File: http://www.k3sam.com/docs/Staley.tiff
12 Million Dollars ! with an additional 1.6 Million Dollars in Funding.
W O W !!!
And what do we have to show for this ? Well, the big cheeses at 911 carry pretty looking walkie talkies (xts2500’s) that don’t work too good because they need pretty looking Blackberry Cell phones to actually talk to each other.
But what the heck, they don’t pay for them, we do.
Like I said at the beginning, I’m not going to worry about that for right now, because 911 doesn’t. Lately it doesn’t seem like my readers do either or you would be writing your Westmoreland County Commissioners.
Oh Poop.
CRASH – THE SERIES
Working most of the day again, I now have part 5 of the 911 System CRASH posted on the web. It’s about 2 minutes long to listen to but I do suggest you download these for your own records. FREE ! Wow ! Something for free today, no shipping and handling, no deposit no return.
Bet you are so damn happy now, go ahead, take the day off, you have the BLAH-GERS Permission.
By the way, this 2 minutes of audio was taken from over a 114 minute section. That is a lot of cutting and editing, but no thanks is needed. Just listen, that’s all I ask.
AUDIO
I also posted two other audio clips for you to listen to. I found both of these in my archives. They both involve Motorola JUMPING on the air, like an unprovoked wide cat and talking. And I thought… never mind, what I think never matters. It does get the attention of Marshal Dillon and Festis though.
This morning's lunch !
Cooked Goose for the Managers, Hot dog skins covered with crushed egg shells and something that looks like potato salad for everyone else. PLEASE, don’t thank me. That was leftovers from last years County Employee Picnic.
DECODED,
K3SAM
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