the BLAH-G

Good Morningoodles !

I hope you people out in the field and at the 911 center appreciate these blah-gs because my hands are sore and bleeding, my eyes are strained and crossed, and my blood corpuckle count is very low ! I also have a carpuckle tunnel in one of my wrists that cars and buses can drive through ! Too many puckles for me to deal with sometimes.

But I crawl on… by your requests and email encouragements.

911 WEEKEND EVALUATION

Your going to almost like this one.

Listening all weekend (and recording) except for a secret period when I actually got some sleep. See, I can’t tell you when I sleep because you would act up on the radio and I wouldn’t hear you ! I can’t have that. In some cases I am up 24/7, listening to the cops until I drops.

The 911 Dispatchers done good EXCEPT those PLANTRONICS pencil type Microphones have got to go ! Either that or the dispatchers have to stop talking !

In my 34 years of PROFESSIONAL audio consulting I have NEVER heard audio as bad as what I am hearing at the Westmoreland County Department of Emergency Management, otherwise known at 911.

How can Plantronics possible call those things microphones ? My tin can and string set up when I was a kid sounded better !

GEEEEEESH !

Ok, get rid of the mics and we can move on.

The issue of 911 not answering incoming calls was awful on Friday afternoodles and Saturday morning. I must say, and I don’t care if 911 Management Jumped on some Dispatchers Because of This Blah-g. If so, then I am Happy because all Saturday afternoon and all day Sunday everything was corrected Except for one issue with Car 1-10.

In the case of Car 1-10, the dispatcher took well over 30 seconds to answer his calls. In fact I think it was closer to 50 seconds.

I’m not going to post audio on my website on either the super duper crappy microphones or the Car 1-10 issue, but I could.

Let’s play request hour.

Ring Ring

911: “911”

Booger: Please ditch all the dispatcher’s microphones, place them all in a bag and put them in a blender with Chocolate Moose Milk and a touch of Ketchup and turn on the blender. Please use the fastest speed you have, like “super turbo instant mulching whipping liquidizer finisher” then pour the contents of the mixer into the turlet.

911: Is this the Booger Blah-ger ?

Booger: Yes

911: Ok Chief, we will do that right away sir.

Booger: Thank you very much.

911: Have a nice day, and please mention Sally in your Blah-g.

Booger: No I can’t do that, but tell her I said hi.

911: Ok, Goodbye Chief Booger Blah-ger.

Booger: Goodbye nice people at 911.

End Request.

Oh, besides the above – 911 handled everything with excellence. Dispatchers were all top notch and professional.

The Hazmat incident was excellently handled with 911 getting all the info and calling everyone needed in a very quick bunny wabbit manner.

The Train Vs. Car wreck near Torrence was handled with pin perfect booger excellence with the Cross Band Patch working better than I’ve ever heard it ! (BTW, Train 1 - Car 0)

The dispatchers even kept the Cops in District 5 and 9 in their places. Didn’t even let Steve get away with anything ! Good job.

I do have some very interesting audio to finish, then post. I have been working on that most of the night too. I don't get paid enough ! Right...

Calling any Lower Burrell (LB) Car, what do you use to kill a skunk, a .40 cal. Or a Ford ? I can’t give away the answer but it sure as hell wasn’t a Ford (Fix Or Repair Daily – Found On Road Dead).

STAND BY – I HAVE TO GO TO WALMART

OK – BACK… SORRY

FIGHT

From what I understand, there is a big fight going on to see who gets to DRIVE Car 5-11 because it's brand new. Hmm, do you allow ride alongs for the Boogy ?

PHOTOS

If you haven't looked at the many photos that are on my site of the different police / fire / ambulance stations in Westmoreland County - Go to my website coz uniz don't know what ur missin' ! CLICK HERE IF YOU ARE PHOTOGERIATRIC
sneak preview...


(photos by the Booger and GMan)

RECAP FOR NOW

Ok, lots of people buying these new scanners that receive the Westmoreland County 911 Digital Dispatch Audio so I want to recap what everyone has available to them from the Booger Blah-ger. BTW, if you live in the area of Trobe and need your scanner programmed, I am set up here to do that... just email me to make arranglemunties (I program better than I spell !).

First: You have my website filled with all the information you will need to guide you through your listening bliss. CLICK HERE

Second: There is the Yahoo Message Group where you can send out a request for information or provide some help to someone that might need it. Your message will be read by all members as it is sent out after you post it. And... It's just a nice place to be, ya know. CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP – FREE

Third: You have my message board. This board does not send out messages to others, you just post and hope someone will read it and answer. You can start a new topic of your own to see who might reply or you can add to a post that is already there. The good thing about this is YOU CAN REMAIN ANONYMOUS to all if you wish (besides that you don't have to tell people who you are - no trace backs, honest !). Yes, even the cops at Arnold PD and Delmont and New Florence and Jeannette PD can post with a super secret name (even the chiefs) ! CLICK HERE

Forth: You can download the software needed to program your Radio Shack Scanner, free. All you need to buy is the cable that goes from your computer to your Radio Shark Skinner. I don’t sell the cable but information is located on this site on where to buy one. CLICK HERE

Fifth: You can listen to Audio Clips of the BLOOPERS from the Police / Fire / Ambulance people out there. I have thousands but only have about 10 or so posted. I post them as quick as I can edit them. I (your humble booger blah-ger) also created a special mix of the song BAD BOYS, using audio from our own local police officers and dispatchers ! It is located there too and I call it BAD BOYZ WC. 911, have you heard it yet ? CLICK HERE and go to the Audio Clips Link.

Sixth: Just wanna look up frequencies for your conventional and digital scammers, it’s all there for Westmoreland County ! Then you click on the 800 link and get all the talk groups and car designators and everything you might want except a Big Mac or a Chubby Cheese FurBurger ! CLICK HERE

Seventh: I have something else in the old burner that I should be announcing today or tomorrow or the next day or the day after that or maybe next week or .. oar… oh hell, just watch.

EIGHT, SKATE, and DONATE… The BOOGY IS DONE.

Breakfast:

Hot Cottage Cheese with a pinch of bacon grease, Lemmon Slices wrapped in Chipped Ham, Angel Food Cake Cooked With Deviled Eggs, One Slice of Toasted Safari Bread, and a Dinkle of Cactus Skin. Vanilla Moose Milk Provided. Sorry, no Animal Crackers today. All sold out.

DECODED,
K3SAM

Listen to Live Streaming 911 Audio From Westmoreland County – Thanks to the GMan
CLICK HERE

ps: don't buy state farm auto insurance, they suck !